is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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