Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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