third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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