He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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