She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
God I need to hump something, right now.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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