this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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