i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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