windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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