Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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