I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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