You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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