Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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