her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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