I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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