My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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