I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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