How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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