Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
be right there i have to get my cape
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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