Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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