Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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