So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just gargled with NyQuil
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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