dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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