walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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