I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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