im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
God, I missed his penis.
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