I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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