I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
