Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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