so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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