Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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