on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
