he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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