Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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