bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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