I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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