It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
