Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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