i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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