If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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