You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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