Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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