That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
barbara walters just said penis...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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