Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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