I can text with my tongue
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize