I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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