she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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