he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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