So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
