The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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