Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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