Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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