elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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