we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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