ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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