Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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