I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Randomize
