garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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