How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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