we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
This baby is an asshole
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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